Sunsets of NGWE SAUNG BEACH

Who is she?

(source: Khin Oo May)

My Wife is missing!!!

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

(Source: Khin Oo May)

Carrots

ကိုကို ကာလသားမ်ား အတြက္..ရင္ခံုေစရန္.................
(Source: Khin Oo May)

nature of Man

ခင္ :
ေမာင္ေရ..ခင္...အိမ္မက္မက္တယ္။ ေမာင္ ရည္းစား ေဟာငး္နာမည္သီၿပီ... .။ အိမ္မက္ထဲ မွာ .....ေမာင္ ဘယ္သြားလဲ ေမး ေတာ႕ ေခ်ာသီရီခင္.. နဲ႕ အၿ႔ပင္ သြားတယ္ လုိ႕ တစ္ေယာက္ ကေၿဖတယ္ ..အဲဒါ ေမာင္႕ ရည္းစားေဟာငး ္ ဆို...
ေမာင္ :
မင္းဘာေတြ လာေၿပာေနတာလဲကြာ.. ငါရန္ကုန္သြားမယ္ ဆုိတာနဲ႕ ဂေယာက္ ဂယက္ၿဖစ္ၿပန္ၿပီ.. ဒီမွာ မွတ္ထား ဘဳိ႕က ငါ အေဟာင္းေတြ ကုိ လံဳးဝ စိတ္မဝင္စားဘဴး.. အသစ္ အသစ္ ဘဲ စီတ္ဝင္စားတယ္ ...

( သံုးသပ္ခ်က္ေနာက္ဆို ဘယ္ေတာ႕မွ ကုိယ္႕ရည္းစားေဟာငး္ေတြ အေၿကာင္း မေၿပာေတာ႕ဘူး.။)

(Source: Khin Oo May)

Karaoke

တစ္နာရီ ခုနွစ္ေထာင္.။
ေလးနာရီ.. နစ္ေသာင္းရွစ္ေထာင္..။
ခေလးမေလး မုန္႕ ေကွ်ြး.
သိီခ်င္းဆုိ ဟုိလုိလုိဒီလုိလုိ.
စာပြဲထုိးအား တစ္ေပးက ေခ်ာေခ်ာရ.။
စုစုေပါင္း က ေလးေသာငး္ခဲြ။

(Source: Khin Oo May)

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ဘတ္စကားစီးမိတိုင္းမွာ ညာဖက္ၿခမ္း မွာထုိင္တယ္။
ေမာ္ေတာ္ကားေတြ ကိုၿကည္႕ခ်င္လို႕

တခ်ိဳ႕ ဘယ္ဘက္မွာထိုင္တယ။္
အိမ္ေတြ ကို ၿကည္႕ခ်င္လို႕။

တခ်ိဳ႕က အေပၚထပ္မွာ ထုိင္တယ္။
ရွဳခင္းေတြ ၿကည္႕ခ်င္လို႕

တခ်ိဳ႕က ေရွံဆံုးမွာထိုင္တယ္။
ၿမင္ကြင္းက်ယ္ ၿကည္႕ခ်င္လုိ႕။

တခ်ိဳ႕…..
တခိ်ဳ႕.......

(Source: Khin Oo May blog)

Red hand

What is this?

Where do you find?

And why?

Mysterious Tree

What kind of tree?

Where do we see those in medicine?

What condition?

I Want To Go To Rest Room

I want to go to rest room လိုႈ ဖိလစ္ပင္းေကာင္မေလး က ေၿပာေတာ႕ဘာေၿပာပါလိမ္႕. What လို႕ေမးလိုက္တယ္။ ေကာင္မေလးက ၿပန္ေၿဖတယ္။ I want to go to rest room လို႕ထပ္ေၿဖတယ္. ကိုယ္ကလဲ ထပ္ေမးတယ္။ what ?,,ေနာက္ဆံဳး miss Indian က rest room= toilet လို.ဆိုမွဘဲ အားလံဳး အိုေက သြားၿကေတာ႕တယ္။ အိမ္သာ ကုိ မ်ား အနားယူခန္းတဲ႕ မၿကားဘဴးေပါင္..။

(Source: Khin Oo May blog)

WISH - FLYING THOUGHT

ပန္းကေလးေတြ လမ္းေဘး မွာ ပြင္.ေနတယ္။ ေနေရာင္ ေအာက္ မွာ လန္းဆန္းလို. နဲနဲ မွ ညဳိးနြမး္ပံု မၿပ။ သူတို႕လို စိတ္ဓါတ္မ်ဴိးေလး ရွိခ်င္စမ္းပါဘိ။

(PS: Source: Khin Oo May Blog website)

ANGEL STORY

နတ္သမီးပံုျပင္

နတ္သမီးပံုျပင္ ေလး ေျပာျပပါ။
ဘာပဲေျပာေျပာ ၾကားခ်င္လုိ့ပါ။
နတ္သမီးပံုျပင္ေလး ေျပာျပပါ။
ဘာပဲေျပာေျပာ ျမင္ခ်င္လုိ့ပါ။
နတ္သမီးပံုျပင္ေလး ေျပာျပပါ
ဘာမွမရွိဘူးဆုိေပမဲ့ တစ္ခုခုမ်ားရွိမလားလုိ့ပါ။ ။

တာရာမင္းေ၀

(http://wandc.myanmarbloggers.org/ မွ ခဏငွားလာသည္။)

Maung and Khin

ခင္။ ။ ေမာင္ ေတာ.ခင ္နဲ.ရတာ ကံ ဆိုးတာဘဲ.။ ခင္က ထမင္း ဟင္း လဲ ေကာင္း ေကာင္း မ ခ်က ္တတ္ ။ အိမ္ ေထာင ္ထိန္း သိန္း မွဴ ကလဲ ညံ.ဆိုေတာ႔…

ေမာင္။ ။ ကံမဆိုးပါဘူးကြာ။ ခ်က္တတ္တဲ. ေနာက္ တစ္ေယာက္ ကို ယူ လိုက္ရင္ ၿပီးတာ ပါဘဲ။

ခင္။ ။ ဟင္..

(PS: Source: Khin OO May Blog website)

Jabez Prayer

Prayer

COW STORIES and OX YEAR

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and bought a baby bull.
Nurse and feed it well;
They mate, your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You invest & kept the gains into the country reserve,
You sell them and everyone retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You mortgage both of them to the bank & obtain investment for two more cows,
Then re-mortgage the investment the four cows for eight cows and
continue to do likewise,
The financial market was flooding with mortgages & investments in cow's assets,
No one knows where & who owned the original 2 cow's ...... ?
Then these 2 original cows grew old & eventually died,
You are surprised when there's No Asset to back up the mortgage or
repay the loan ???
Finally, You ask the govt to bail out the collapse financial cow's market!

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create stupid cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and try to market
them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and
milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch..

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two hundred cows.
You have 30000 people milking them..
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You add melamine and increase your milk sales.
You get caught and get shot !

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and
now want RM1.20.
The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that
comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead.
Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.

And last but not least,

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
One "cow-pen" and one "cow-bu".

Fake friend

မိတ္ေဆြအတုအေယာင္ ေလးေယာက္

(၁) မိမိထံမွပစၥည္းေငြေၾကးကို ယူပဲ ယူတတ္သူ ၊ ျပန္မေပးတတ္သူ ။
(၂) လက္ေတြ့မပါ စကားနဲ့ပဲ ေပးတတ္သူ ။
(၃) မွွန္မွန္ မွားမွား အၾကိဳက္ကိုပဲ လိုက္ျပီးေျပာတတ္သူ ။
(၄) ဘ၀ပ်က္စီးေၾကာင္းတြင္ အေပါင္းအသင္းျဖစ္သူ ။

(၁) ယူပဲယူတတ္တဲ့ မိတ္ေဆြရဲ့သေဘာသဘာ၀မွာ ....မိမိကိုနည္းနည္းေပးျပီး မိမိဆီက မ်ားမ်ားျပန္ရခ်င္တယ္ ။သူ့အတြက္ေဘးဒုကၡေရာက္မွ ကိုယ့္ကိုသတိရတတ္တယ္ ။သူ့ကိုယ္က်ိဳးအတြက္ပဲ ေပါင္းသင္းတယ္။

(၂) စကားနဲ့ပဲေပးတတ္တဲ့ မိတ္ေဆြသဘာ၀ ....လြန္ျပီးတဲ့အရာနဲ့ ခ်ီးေျမွာက္တယ္ ။မျဖစ္ေသးတဲ့အရာနဲ့ ခ်ီးေျမွာက္တယ္ ။အခ်ီးအႏွီးျဖစ္တဲ့ ေလာကြတ္စကားနဲ့ ခ်ီးေျမွာက္တယ္ ။ျဖစ္ဆဲကိစၥ၌ ပ်က္ဆီးျခင္းကိုျပတယ္ ။

(၃) အၾကိဳက္ကိုလိုက္၍ေျပာတတ္တဲ့ မိတ္ေဆြသဘာ၀ ....မေကာင္းမွုလုပ္တာကိုလဲ ခြင့္ျပဳတယ္ ။ေကာင္းမွုလုပ္တာကိုလဲ ခြင့္ျပဳတယ္ ။မိမိေရွ့တြင္ မိမိကို ခ်ီးမြမ္းေျပာဆိုတယ္ ။မိမိကြယ္ရာတြင္ မိမိမေကာင္းေၾကာင္းကိုေျပာတယ္ ။

(၄) ပ်က္စီးေၾကာင္းတြင္ အေပါင္းအသင္းျဖစ္သူမိတ္ေဆြ ....ေသရည္အရက္ေသာက္တဲ့အခါမွာ အေပါင္းအသင္းျဖစ္တယ္ ။အခ်ိန္အခါမဲ့ လည္ပတ္တဲ့အခါမွာ အေပါင္းအသင္းျဖစ္တယ္ ။ပြဲလမ္းသဘင္ၾကည့္ရွုတဲ့အခါမွာ အပါင္းအသင္းျဖစ္တယ္ ။ေလာင္းကစားလုပ္တဲ့အခါမွာ အေပါင္းအသင္းျဖစ္တယ္ ။